March 2012
What people think I'm doing in 3:00 AM in the...
What I actually do:
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Best of Patrick Star!
alittledoseoflaughter:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
Here's just a random rant.
iskeetedon:
When you first meet someone, you guys would talk nonstop right? You guys are at that stage where every single one of your thought consisted of being with them, talking to them, or something along those lines. You guys text all hours of the day, phone at night, and on most occasions, you guys would fall asleep on the phone together. When the sun rises, whoever wakes up first sends the...
February 2012
I WANT SHOW SEASON SO FRIGGEN BAD
don’t we all. ): we’ve still got snow- i sooo miss riding outside on grass!
Hm. There's something different with Tumblr today.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
But I can’t seem to put my finger on it.
Hm.
I wonder.
If I’m just trippin’.
THINGS JUST CHANGED AND I DON’T KNOW IF I LIKE IT BECAUSE I’M NOT OPEN FOR CHANGE.
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
Watchliterallysame:
OH MY GOD WHAT
