February 2012
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
Stupid video of me finding out something interesting in Photobooth.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
Watchlindsaylohanthony:
plasticprince:
Nicole337 getting a makeover on Hollysworld
how did i not see this omfg
may i just say how much i fucking love holly madison.
ivanoooze:
Trainer: Clefairy use Helping Hand!
Clefairy donated $50,000 to cancer research, built 12 schools and in Chad, Africa and created a peace treaty between America and North Korea
Trainer 2: Dragonite Hyper Beam
Clefairy fainted
Trainer 2 wins
But who is the real winner?
Plans for right now.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Shave
Have a wicked smooth face
Do homework
Marvel in the smoothness of my face
Ignore the gross bump that has risen on my chin ._.
“Wicked” smooth- what are you, from New England? haha. :)
Alex: I don't know. What does make me notice a girl?
Jack: Giant boobs. Giant tits.
Rian: A bulge
Alex: Jack's is definitely big boobs
Jack: Always straight down for me. I don't even care about the face.
Alex: He brown bags it.
Rian: That's very true. It's out of the closet.
Alex: Um, just a good personality.
Jack: Just a good, good set of personalities.
Alex: A good set of personalities.
Jack: Preferably double D's.
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
me: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
FREE MANDELA: You don't actually think a fetus is... →
like-an-echo:
When you hear that a woman gets an abortion, you go nuts about the fetus having rights. You feel sorry for the poor baby. You feel angry because the baby was done injustice. It’s about the baby.
Taking the trigger word here (abortion) out of the equation, it becomes a…
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
livinwithourheadphones-up:
A guy finds out that...
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
samsklub:
no one should ever see me after 11pm i get so weird
